• me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*
kattastrophic-fae:


semiscaryspice:

A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys

ARE YOU KIDDING

kattastrophic-fae:

semiscaryspice:

A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys

ARE YOU KIDDING

(via thefuuuucomics)

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(Source: we-unhallowed, via skullsastronautsandcigarettes)

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

image

*watches Netflix

(via thefuuuucomics)

"What doesn’t kill you gives you EXP."

— (via running-in-a-storm)

(via thefuuuucomics)

rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

(via sincere-sarcasm)

bettervillains:

pornstarch:

i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

 

(via jynxed13)

midnight-mindpalace:

shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART

(Source: thebigbangtheorists, via reallifegirlinthisfuckedupworld)

princess-passion-flower:

scratchingpad:

I need safety goggles

so gentle

(via idkiloveyou)

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

(via hauntlr)

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

(via hauntlr)

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

(via artificialage)